Person: I've never seen Home Alone

Jack Barakat you have such a perfect tattoo and you are perfect ahhh too much perfect

Wore my Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal t-shirt on non uniform day and so many people didn't understand it, THAT IS IT

I ordered this on Monday and it came yesterday!!!! SO FREAKIN HAPPY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OK

It's school tomorrow...

bad luck brian

I didn't do anything for halloween yesterday, I went to see the killers instead (they were freakin amazing) so here's a gif wishing you all a happy halloween ;)